Knock Knock Jokes
Do your kids like Knock Knock Jokes? Then you've come
to the right place! You can either read them online or print them out to
read and enjoy later.
Printable Knock Knock
Jokes 1
Printable Knock Knock Jokes 2
Printable Knock Knock Jokes 3
Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Joan.
Joan who?
Joan call us, we’ll call you!
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Myth.
Myth who?
Myth you, too!
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Dewey.
Dewey who?
Dewey have to go to school today?
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Ken.
Ken who?
Ken you open the door, please?
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Alison.
Alison who?
Alison to my radio in the morning!
Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Kent.
Kent who?
Kent you tell?
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Egbert.
Egbert who?
Egbert no bacon please!
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Sabina.
Sabina who?
Sabina long time since I’ve seen you!
Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Ivor.
Ivor who?
Ivor message for you!
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive here, now let me in!
 
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
A titch.
A titch who?
Bless you!
Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Tank!
Tank who?
You're welcome!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Witches!
Witches who?
Witches the way to go home?
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Hugo.
Hugo who?
Hugo-ing to let me in, or what?
Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Radio.
Radio who?
Radio not here I come.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Justin.
Justin who?
Justin time for dinner!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Wooden Shoe.
Wooden Shoe who?
Wooden Shoe like to hear another joke?
Knock knock
Who's there?
Little old lady
Little old lady who?
I didn't know you could yodel!
Knock knock
Who's there?
Boo
Boo who?
There’s no need to cry, it's only a joke!
Knock knock
Who's there?
Felix
Felix who?
Felix my ice-cream again, I'll bash him!
Knock knock
Who's there?
Isabelle
Isabelle who?
Isabelle necessary on a bike?
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Scot.
Scot who?
Scot nothing to do with you!
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Luke.
Luke who?
Luke through the keyhole and you can see!
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Snow.
Snow who?
Snow use – I’ve forgotten my name again!
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Frank
Frank who?
Frank you for being my friend!
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Howard
Howard who?
Howard you like a big kiss!
Knock Knock!
Who’s there
Canoe
Canoe who?
Canoe help me with my homework, Dad, I’m stuck!
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