Bird Jokes Booklet
Print and fold our bird joke booklet and slip it in your pocket for laughs anywhere. Folding instructions for our origami booklets can be found here.
Bird Jokes
What bird is always out of breath? A puffin! We have a collection of bird jokes and bird joke printables, including our popular origami booklet and lunchbox notes, to make make you laugh out loud.
Bird Jokes Lunch Box Notes
What better way to cheer up the kids as they return to school than slip one of our bird jokes lunch box notes in with their sandwiches?
Bird Jokes Printable
Our bird joke printable will help any child become a stand up comedian. They will soon have their friends rolling about with laughter.
Chick Jokes Bookmarks
Enjoy these cute printable chick bookmarks, complete with Easter jokes! They are perfect to hand out in the classroom or at an Easter party, perhaps...
Robin Jokes Bookmarks
These cute little Christmas robin bookmarks are sure to cheer up reading time, and they look lovely peaking out the top of a book! Laminate if you want them to last.
Turkey Jokes Bookmarks
Here's a fun set of four turkey bookmarks for Thanksgiving, complete with kid-friendly jokes! They are fun for the classroom, to give as little gifts, or just to enjoy with the family.
Bird Jokes
What do you give a sick bird?
Tweetment!
What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?
A firequaker!
Did you hear the story about the peacock?
It's a beautiful tail!
What bird is always out of breath?
A puffin!
What do you get if you cross a parrot with a woodpecker?
A bird that talks in Morse code!
What do you call a woodpecker with no beak?
A headbanger!
Why do birds fly south?
Because it is too far to walk!
What do owls sing when it is raining?
'Too wet to woo'!
Which birds steal soap from the bath?
Robber ducks!
What do you get if you cross a lawn-mower with a budgie?
Shredded Tweet!
What kind of weather excites a pet duck?
Fowl weather, of course!
What do you call a chicken at the North Pole?
Lost!
What did the little bird say to the big bird?
Peck on someone your own size!
What do you get when you cross a parrot with a pig?
A bird who hogs the conversation!
Why did the rooster cross the road?
To prove he wasn't a chicken!
When should you buy a bird?
When it’s going cheep!
